Right now,   He's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp    And she's probably getting frisky   Right now,    He's probably buying her some fruity little drink   'Cause she can't shoot whiskey   Right now,   He's probably up behind her with a pool stick showing   Her how to shoot a combo   And he don't know...         I dug my key into the side of his pretty   little suped up four wheel drive   Carved my name into his leather seats    Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights   Slashed a hole in all four tires   Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats         Right now,   She's probably up singing some white   trash version of Shania karaoke   Right now,    She's probably saying I'm drunk   and he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky   Right now,    He's probably dabbing on three dollars   worth of that bathroom polo   Oh, and he don't know...         That I dug my key into the side   Of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive   Carved my name into his leather seats    Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights   Slashed a hole in all four tires   Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats         I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl   'Cause the next time that he cheats   Oh, you know it won’t be on me   No, not on me         'Cause I dug my key into the side   Of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive   Carved my name into his leather seats    Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights   Slashed a hole in all four tires   Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats      Oh maybe next time he'll think before he cheats    Oh before he cheats    Oh...