Verse One:      I'm {easy} easy, easy like Sunday morning   I can kick a stupid nervous joint when I'm yawning   Ahhh, Common's comin with that old oh excuse me   Elizabeth, this is a big one, I mean a dewe-dewe   Doogie, Howser, cause see I'm like Bowser   Kickin it with the sha-na-na-na, the t-shirt, and the   trousers, how's the, Family Ties?   I'm left with the gift, open it up, SUPRISE!   Big bat, filet-o-fish, quarter pounder french fries   Icy Coke, milkshake, sundaies and apple pies   And a cup? Nah, that's enough of that   I'm like an indian giver, yo, give me that back   Comin again hip-pop-pop-pop bring it back selector   We be the thoroughbred, so use your head, play the Trifecta   Common infector, smug MC, heads up!   Ya better duck cause muck-a-luck, it's me   [Now what's your name] Common   Come in again... Common   [How would you do it] Common   [Now how was she] Common, check it out!   Common is coming soon to a theater near you   To the U-A-C crew, nuff respect due   Do I do, where I do, when I do   I do do do, yo I do it on the ease      Verse Two:      I be kickin it with the doubly-dope rhymer   I'm trippin-and-dippin-and-slippin with the rhyme like Sli-mer   [Who ya gonna call?] Ghostbuster   I'm pee-wee we stole, and I'm just a   Hustler, I tried to scheme for a sec   But the record got wreck, tried to write a bad check   So I checked myself, before self got buck   wild, tried to live how I had to fluctuate   To a snake, and metriculate, yo I had to elevate   You can tell it's great, cause I'm state   of 87, the South side of Chicago   Five-oh-one come follow me yo, everywhere that I go   And I know I ain't did nuthin [hell naw]   The district think I be just a lil trick kid frontin   U Ak got my back if there's any contact   In the back is a track from Immenslope soul cat   And it's phat, sorta like Oprah before she lost weight   I put my rhymes in good hands, hey like All State   And I'm all in a state of ease, utopia   I'm the Spiderman, givin bug MC's arachnaphobia   Holy-molia, it's totally awesome   The survey say, I gets moe skins than Richard Dawson   But I won't catch mono or no type of disease   Cause when I flex, for sex, I do it on the ease      Verse Three:      A lop bop a woo bop, a lop bam boogie   I'm a Dr. Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper    two-steppin through, yodel-le-hee-hoo!   Oui oui mon cheri, a como tale vouz?   [Contraire mon frere] OK, to the death   Is it true that I'm dope? {Yeahhhh!}   Yippedy yes y'all, here we go a loopedy loop de loo   A hubbeda hula hoop, a hubbeda alley oop to Coop   I gots the Magic, but I'm not a Laker   I'm shakin-and-bakin-and-takin, cause I'm the back-board   break her arm and feather, whippin the wonder when she activates   Hold up! My jaws are in my crack, [aight] pass the tape   Time to activate, and ejaculate   This is the beauty of where I'm in a state   I meant to say demonstrate   I'm in a state, where I've had too much eight, ball   In the corner pocket, count em, buck it   A chicken, a finger-lickin with a finger-bone   C'mon I'm on a roll, stippedy stutter-roll   Owah-owah-owah-owah Ayatoll   of Khomein, my domain is infinite   Ya got trouble, well you need to get some dick   and to the hip-hop shop, the future shock   When we started kickin on the one two, and ya don't stop    But the buck stops here buckaroo   Ya got your instructions, now you know what to do   Take it easy