They used to call him N*gger Boy when he was but a tyke   So he grew up to be an angry young man   They said "Run now, N*gger Boy" at football games in high school   He grew up to be an angry young man.      If they'd called him a mother or a neighbor or a cousin   Then the would would be less one angry young man   But they called him little N*gger Boy when he was but a tyke   So he grew up to be an angry young man      They called him little white trash when he went down to the schoolyard   So he grew up to be an ignorant man   They said "Hey little white trash! You ain't got no shoes on"   So he grew up to be an ignorant man      If they'd called him a mother or a neighbor or a cousin   Then the would would be less one ignorant man   But they called him little little white trash when he was but a tyke   So he grew up to be an ignorant man      A-ding dang   Hey ho!   A-ding dang   Hey ho!   A-ding dang   Hey ho!   No matter where you are, there you go!      They called him Michael the liar when he was but a tyke   So he grew up to be an incarcerated man   They said "Hey little liar, we're gonna fill your mouth with dishsoap"   He grew up to be an incarcerated man      If they'd called him a mother or a neighbor or a cousin   Then the would would be less one incarcerated man   But they called him little little white trash when he was but a tyke   So he grew up to be an incarcerated man   But they called Michael a liar when he was but a tyke   So he grew up to be an incarcerated man.         A-ding dang   Hey ho!   A-ding dang   Hey ho!   A-ding dang   Hey ho!   No matter where you are, there you go!      They used to call him faggot because they didn't like his hairstyle   He grew up to be a bitter young man   "They said, "Hey little faggot, we're gonna get you're ass in dodgeball."   So he grew up to be a bitter young man      If they'd called him a mother or a neighbor or a cousin   Then the would would be less one bitter young man   But they called him little faggot 'cause they didn't like his hairstyle   So he grew up to be an bitter young man   But they called Michael a liar when he was but a tyke   So he grew up to be an bitter young man      A-ding dang   Hey ho!   A-ding dang   Hey ho!   A-ding dang   Hey ho!   No matter where you are, there you go!