Ol' silk Johnson    Cruisin' up mighty fine    Got a brand new Cadillac    His buddy Conrad Smith    Rollin' down the line    Got last year's Cadillac    Johnson says, "Hey, Smitty boy,    What ya think of my spankin' Hot Cadillac?"    Smith just reeled his head back    Looked him in the eye "That's a mighty fine Cadillac"       But I'm gonna get me one better    Just you wait and see    I'm gonna get me one better    You can't get the best of me    I'm gonna get me one better    The baddest one around    I'm gonna get me one better    Cause I got the biggest balls in town       Remember ol' Khrushchev    When he was ridin' high    With that Sputnik satellite    He told us Yankee boys    He's gonna fill the skies    With them shiny new satellites    He said, "Hey Mr. Eisenhower    What you think of my Sputnik satellite?"    Ike reeled his head back Looked him in the eye "That's a mighty fine satellite"       But I'm gonna get me one better    Just you wait and see    I'm gonna get me one better    You can't get the best of me    I'm gonna get me one better    The baddest one around    I'm gonna get me one better    Cause I got the biggest balls in town