Yes sir, no sir anything goes, Change your looks ang change your clothes   Get in where you fit in play by the rules, Masturbating with the fools   Play the game, choose a side   Learn to lose, fuck your pride      Taking no chances making safe bets, Acting like a teachers pet   Making your way but still not climbing, You're too worried about your timing      Shake those hands, fake that smile   Kiss that ass, sit back and hate yourself with style      Photostat copycat imitator faker traitor moneymaker   You're not a giver you're just a taker, Good for nothing impersonator      Shake those hands, fake that smile   Kiss that ass, sit back and hate yourself with style      Yes sir, no sir anything goes, Change your looks ang change your clothes   Get in where you fit in play by the rules, Masturbating with the fools   Play the game, choose a side   Learn to lose, sit back and hate yourself with style