And then the lights came on   In the middle of the night   What i should do with my life   How i should spend my time   I'll be a stock broker and I'll get me a wife   Gave the diamonds cut   And have the diamonds      Let's all gather at time square   Let's all say a prayer   For Walter Disney   And Mike Tyson   At Madison Square Garden      And then the lights came on   In the middle of the night   What i should do with my life   How i should spend my time   I'll be a stock broker and I'll get me a wife   Gave the diamonds cut   And have the diamonds      And Jesus said, "There's a girl's best friend"   And hell they'll last forever"   And Jesus said, "Now take her hand   And raise this harlot's bastard sun."      And then the lights came on   In the middle of the night   What i should do with my life   How i should spend my time   I'll be a stock broker and I'll get me a wife   Gave the diamonds cut   And have the diamonds      And afterwards, we'll all go to hell   When the money's all spent   When the money's all gone   There'll be a place for us in heaven's gate   Waiting for us on lay away      And then the lights came on   In the middle of the night   What i should do with my life   How i should spend my time   I'll be a stock broker and I'll get me a wife   Gave the diamonds cut   And have the diamonds      And oh what a pity the world's not white   Oh what a shame i don't have blue eyes   God must have been a color blind   If i made the world it would be all white      And oh what a pity the world's not white   Oh what a shame i don't have blue eyes   God must have been a color blind   If i made the world it would be all white      And oh what a pity the world's not white   Oh what a shame i don't have blue eyes   God must have been a color blind   If i made the world it would be