"Seven days" was all she wrote   A kind of ultimatum note   She gave to me, she gave to me      When I thought the field had cleared   It seemed another suit appeared   To challenge me   Woe is me      Though I hate to make a choice   My options are decreasing mostly rapidly   Well, we'll see      I don't think she'd bluff this time   I really have to make her mine   It's plain to see   It's him or me      (refrain)   Monday, I could wait 'til Tuesday   If I make up my mind   Wednesday would be fine   Thursday's on my mind   Friday'd give me time   Saturday could wait   But Sunday'd be too late      The fact he's over six-feet-ten   Might instill fear in other men   But not in me   The mighty flea      Ask if I'm a mouse or man   The mirror squeaked, away I ran   He'll murder me   In time for his tea      Does it bother me at all?   My rival is Neanderthal, it makes me think   Perhaps I need a drink      IQ is no problem here   We won't be playing Scrabble for her hand I fear   I need that beer      (refrain)      Seven days will quickly go   The fact remains, I love her so      Seven days, so many ways   But I can't run away      (refrain)      Do I have to tell a story   Of a thousand rainy days since we first met   It's a big enough umbrella   But it's always me that ends up getting wet