You better watch out, you better not cry   You better not pout I'm telling you why      Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! Fuck!      He's making a list, he's checking it twice   He's gonna find out who's a fucker...      And nobody's getting fuck! You hear me?   Nobody's getting any toys! FUCK!   Nobody's getting fuck!      He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake   He doesn't know a god damn thing 'cause the whole fucking thing is fake      "Santa, is there anything I can do?"   "Is there anything you can do? You can GET BACK TO WORK!"      You better watch out, you better not cry   You better not pout I'm telling you why      Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! Fuck!      He's making a list, he's checking it twice   He's gonna find out who's a fucker...      And nobody's getting fuck! You hear me?   Nobody's getting any more toys! FUCK!   I want some fuckin sleep      He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake   Your stocking's filled with coal because you're a spoiled brat-ass dick      You better make sure you learn how to spell   Cause if you don't you're burning in hell      Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming,   I said Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming,   Santa Claus is coming to town   Shit