Are you happy here   In Themepark, U.S.A.?   And do you sometimes wish   That your life was plug and play?      And are the words to this song   Concise enough to follow?   Is your smart food   Simple enough to swallow?      We're dumbing down   Dumb-dee-dumb-dumb   Dumbing down   Dumb-dee-dumb-dumb      Dumb-diddy-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb (x7)      Are we only eating words from a can   Just because we can?   And is Disneyworld   All we understand?      Will our history    Be written out in headlines?   And hand-me-downs, and miracles   And land mines...      We're dumbing down   Dumb-dee-dumb-dumb   Dumbing down   Dumb-dee-dumb-dumb