When I was a little bitty boy   My grandmother bought me a cute little toy   Silver bells hangin on a string   she told me it was my ding a ling a ling      Chorus:   o my ding a ling ,    my ding a ling   i want u to play with my ding a ling    (repeat)      you know then mamma took me to sunday school   they tried to teach me the golden rule   every time the choir would sing   i'd take out my ding a ling a ding      then mamma took me to grammar school   but i stopped off in the vestibule   every time that bell would ring   catch me playin with my ding a ling a ling      (chorus)      once i was climbing the garden wall   i slipped and had a terrible fall   i fell so hard i heard bells ring   but held on to my ding a ling a ling      (chorus)      I remember the girl next door   we used to play house on the kitchen floor   she'd be the queen and i'd be the king   and i let her play with my ding a ling a ling      (chorus x2)      once i was swiming cross turtle creek   man them snappers all around my feet   sure was hard swimming across that thing   with both hands holding my ding a ling a ling      (chorus)      girl downstairs   shes so big and bold   grandma warned me, "shes too old"   she used to take me swingin in the school yard swing   swing down and take my ding a ling a ling      (chorus)      this here song it aint so sad   the cutest little song you ever had   those of you who will not sing   you must be playing with your own ding a ling      (chorus)      your ding a ling    your ding a ling   we saw u playin with your ding a ling      oh my ding a ling    everybody sing   i want to play with my   everybody   my, ding a ling oh my, ding a ling   (slow down) I wanna play (everybody) with my ding a ling...!!!