[The back alley cat fight made me get my water pistol from Chinatown out    A pink dragon with light blue horns that shoots a stream of water from its mouth, like fire       It worked on them, a toy like that    I'm back in bed, just like that    Now, it's 6 AM, my head is spinning, the neighbor's yelling    He wants to know which cat was winning       Cat fight    Everyone loves a cat fight    For the sick minds    Don't give 'em what they want       Well, it's just another night and another round of screaming cat fights    What's the thing they're fighting over now and is it worth the ticket price?       Animals of territory    Losing every ounce of glory    While the claws and pulling hair get top attention, need I mention, no one's trying an intervention       Cat fight    Everyone loves a cat fight    For the sick minds    Don't give 'em what they want       Cat fight    Everyone loves a cat fight    For the sick minds    Don't give 'em what they want       Well, she started eyes at me    Who does she think she is?    Don't you know who I am?    Well, that was a show for you    It's all you're gonna see    'Cause we don't believe       Now there's a conspiracy and I think we should test a theory    Let's stage the biggest cat fight ever seen in history and then    When they get excited, turn around and be united    So they'll know forever, when we're together, that they'll never be able to set us against each other       Cat fight    Everyone loves a cat fight    For the sick minds    Don't give 'em what they want       Cat fight    Everyone loves a cat fight    For the sick minds    Don't give 'em what they want    Don't give 'em what they want    Don't give them what they want]