The day they found a cure for AIDS   The day they found a cure for AIDS   Everybody took one little pill and was okay   The day they found a cure      The day they found a cure for AIDS   Everybody took one little pill and was okay   I slept with Cindy and Martha and Sue   i slept with Julie, Melissa and Kate   The day they found a cure      The day they found a cure for AIDS   Everybody took one little pill and was okay   The people who had plotted to get rid of all the gays   Admitted their guilt and then everything was fine   Everybody else said "I didn't know"   The day they found a cure      For six months   Noone went to work   They all had orgies   Morning after pills   Were sold in grocery stores   And gas stations      The day they found a cure for AIDS   Everybody took one little pill and was okay   We rented dirty movies   And ordered out for food   For three solid weeks   Everyone I met was nude   I slept with Julie, Melissa and Jake   Nobody was afraid      The day they found a cure    The day they found a cure   The day they found a cure for AIDS