(Original by The Turtles - written by Warron Zevon )      You can try to please me   But it won't be easy   Stone walls surround me   I'm surprised that you even found me   Chorus:   And you don't stand an outside chance   (you don't stand an outside chance)   You don't stand an outside chance   But you can try   Whatever you do girl   You know you can't get through girl   Can't bring me down   Hang me up or even hang around   [repeat chorus]   I know you think you'll get me   I'm only flesh and bone   But you may as well forget me   'Cause my heart is stone   You better leave me alone   Stand an outside chance