It takes two to make a thing go right   It takes two to make it outta sight   Hit it!      I wanna rock right now   I'm Rob Base and I came to get down   I'm not internationally known   But I'm known to rock the microphone   Because I get stoopid, I mean outrageous   Stay away from me if you're contagious   'Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not the loser   To be an M.C. is what I choose 'a   Ladies love me, girls adore me   I mean even the ones who never saw me   Like the way that I rhyme at a show   The reason why, man, I don't know   So let's go, 'cause      It takes two to make a thing go right   It takes two to make it outta sight   Hit it!      My name is Rob, I gotta real funky concept   Listen up, 'cause I'm gonna keep you in step   I got an idea   That I wanna share   You don't like it? So what, I don't care   I'm number one, the uno, I like comp   Bring all the suckers 'cause all them I'll stomp   Bold and black but I won't protect   All of my followers 'cause all I want is respect   I'm not a doctor, put them in rapture   A slick brother that can easy outfox ya   Cause I'm Rob, the last name Base, yeah   And on the mike, I'm known to be the freshest   So let's start, it shouldn't be too hard   I'm not a sucker so I don't need a bodyguard   I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest   Don't smoke buddha, can't stand sess, yes      It takes two to make a thing go right   It takes two to make it outta sight   Hit it!      The situation that the Base is in   I'm kinda stingy that's why I don't wanna lend   A funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend   But listen up 'cause I want you to comprehend   'Cause I'm the leader, the man superior   I take care of ya and then ya get wearier   So just sit, my rhymes arenot counterfeit   The record sells which makes this one a hit   It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert   Take off your shirt   Make sure it don't hit the dirt   I like the kids--the guys, the girls   I want the ducats 'cause this is Rob Base's world   I'm on a mission, ya better just listen   To my rhymes 'cause I'm all about dissin'   'Cause      It takes two to make a thing go right   It takes two to make it outta sight   Hit it!      I stand alone, don't need anyone   'Cause I'm Rob, just came ot have fun   Don't need friends that act like foes   'Cause I'm Rob Base, the one who knows   About things that make ya get weary   Don't cheer me, just hear me   Out 'cause I got the clout--shout (Ho!)   Before I turn the party out   I won't stutter--   Project my voice, speak clearly   So you can be my choice   On stage or on record   Go to the Wiz and select it   Take it off the rack, if it's wack put it back   I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac   If you want static, so let's go   So, throw upyour hands   Go for what you know   Bro', I got an ego   Yo, talkin' to me? No   Oh   'Cause Rob is in the front, EZ Rock is on the Back up   We're not soft, soyou better just slack up   'Cause I'm cool, calm just like a breeze   Rock the mike with the help of EZ   Rock on the set, the music plays   Only cuts the records that I say      It takes two to make a thing go right   It takes two to make it outta sight   Hit it!      All right, now, EZ Rock   now, when I count to three   I want you ot get busy   You ready now?    One, two, three, get loose now!      It takes two to make a thing go right   It takes two to make it outta sight   Hit it!