Underneath the water, where everything is pretty   I met the girls and we went swimming   Held my breath until finally I died   And I left my friends for the other side      Everything was gold, and everything was green   I saw a sea monkey king and a sea monkey queen   Fed me cottage cheese and chicken of the sea   Then they sent me on my way with a kiss on the cheek      (Chorus)   Ooh la la, ooh ee cha cha   Ooh la la, cha cha cha   Ooh la la, ooh ee cha cha   Ooh la, cha cha cha      One two three four five   Once I caught a fish alive   Six seven eight nine ten   But I let him go again      Why did you let him go?   Because he bit my finger so   Which one did he bite?   This little finger on the right      Rpt Chorus      I laughed with the clams, I gambolled with the sharks   Whispered secrets with the starfish 'til my heart it tore apart   Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies   About my sweet little swim to the other side      Rpt Chorus