I was driving home late 1 Saturday night    Suddenly I saw this flashing light    A big hole in the ground    I thought it was a lie    It was a satellite It fell out of the sky       Now I'm 40 feet below    Running my own show    Isn't that wild    The programs allright    Coz it's my satellite    Yeah wild    Hello there at home    I'll be your host tonight       I'll give you x-rated nightmares    Your mum wouldn't allow you to see    Tom & Jerry & films 'bout the birds & the bees    Turn your big dish down & receive my lot    Forget about the news, workout & 700 club       Now I'm 40 feet below    Running my own show    Isn't that wild    The programs allright    Coz it's my satellite    Yeah wild    Hello there at home    I'll be your host tonight       Yeah wild...