Look at me, I'm ten feet tall   Jungle-Jim, hope I don't fall   Gather 'round for my playground show      They call me Tim, my real name is Timothy   Your attention please, but please not your sympathy   My dad's real cool, he discovered Mars   And my mom is a movie star      The kids at school don't let me play anything   But I don't care because I have everything   Any boy could ever need      A helicopter that takes me anywhere   A diamond horse, yeah my dad's a millionaire   Don't mind the holes in my knees   My mom is a movie star      Billy Green grabs his lunch from the window sill   I left mine home   how 'bout a bite of your sandwich, Bill?   A friend in need is a friend indeed      The teacher asks "Oh where are you parents, Tim?"   (Where are you parents Tim?)   It's been five months and I've seen no sign of them   My dad's not here, he flew back to Mars   My mom is a movie star      She's a movie star   She's a movie star   My dad's drunk in a bar   And my mom's crashed the car   She's a movie star   She's a movie star