the women of this family   seem to feel that they owe it to the   men of the family to look relaxed,   rested, and attractive at dinnertime      for you,   they live in a quiet monastery. for you   they wear whatever you want them to as long as it is short   they count to ten when you tell them how to drive and   when they're afraid they let you speak for them      all hail the   king of intimidation;   model of good christian behavior      for you,   we wax, nostalgic-ened our legs. for you   we chew our nails if we had any left buy fake ones to do it   we counted to ten temporarily and it was   something about how you talk down to me      all hail the   king of intimidation;   model of good christian behavior      the room of compromise is full and aparently you don't want some   theres only so much we can do to make your rest assured      i am   single i am weary   you're just   jealous you're just confused your just   hungry you're missing out   you're not healthy   you i pity      all hail the   king of intimidation;   model of christian behavior   and he knows not of   what he has wrongly done   so forgive his ignorant behaviour      you are   tortured you are captured you were busted we were silent   you were tested you knew better you are lonely   was it worth it? la la la