Don't you think it funny   Don't you think it sad   I was thinking of you   Thinking frozen land      Make the heart grow fonder   Don't make it separate   Just a small reminder   A keepsake      And when you're feeling sad   Can't imagine happiness   And when you're feeling glad   Alaska shows her greedy hand      Don't you think it funny   Don't you think it sad   Starting to fade   In Siberian land      In Siberia      Just when you're comforted   Just when you start to breathe   The winter pounces   Like a band of thieves      Oh the pain of joy   Oh the joy of pain   Zoom in   Zoom out   Cut   Pullback   Fade to black      You're disconnected   Disconnected      Make the heart grow fonder   Then obliterate   Just a small reminder   A keepsake      Don't you think it funny   Don't you think it sad   Nothing left of you in this Arctic land   In Antarctica