You're looking for the one who fucked your Mom   It's not me, it's not me   You're looking for the one who made you cry   That's not me, that's not me      If you wanna stuff your garbage in that hole   Oh, baby I'm your man of the hour   You think the world's got the evil eye on you   That's not true, that's not true      The only one I see causing major pain   Is just you, it's just you   If you wanna spank your demons and make them pay   Then baby I'm your man of the hour      Some people go to bed with Lucifer   Then they cry when they don't greet the day with God   I know life's a bummer, baby   But that's got precious little to do with me      You think you've found the one most like yourself   And that's me, yeah that's me   You're sure we've known each other all our lives   That could be, that could be      If you wanna spank your demons and make them pay   Then baby I'm your man of the hour   Some people go to bed with Lucifer   Then they cry, cry, cry when they don't greet the day with God      I know life's a bummer, baby   But that's got precious little to do with me   I know life's a bummer, baby   But that's got nothing at all to do with me      I needed a small vacation   So they put me on a train   They called it 'Rehabilitation'   Oh, but here I am again      It's against my second nature   Aw not to chase you down that hole   I need a fistful of medication   Just to keep it in my pants      Ain't nothing like it      You're looking for the one who fucked your Mom   It's not me, it's not me   You're looking for the one who made you cry   It's not me, that's not me      If you wanna spank your demons and make them pay   Then baby I'm your man of the hour   Some people go to bed with Lucifer   Then they cry, cry, cry when they don't greet the day with God      I know life's a bummer, baby   But that's got precious little to do with me   I know life's a bummer, baby   But that's got damn nothing at all to do with me