Once a lonely caterpillar sat and cried   To a sympathetic beetle by his side   "I've got nobody to hug   I'm such an ugly bug"      Then a spider and a dragon fly replied   "If you're serious and want to win a bride   Come along with us to the glorious   Annual Ugly Bug Ball"      Come on let's crawl   To the Ugly Bug Ball   And a happy time we'll have there   One and all at the Ugly Bug Ball      While the crickets clicked their tricky melodies   All the ants were fancy dancing with the fleas   Then up from under the ground   The worms came squirming around      Oh they danced until there legs were nearly lame   Every little crawling creature you could name   Everyone was glad what a time they had   They were so happy they came      Come on let's crawl, gotta crawl, gotta crawl   To the Ugly Bug Ball, to the ball, to the ball   And a happy time we'll have there   One and all at the Ugly Bug Ball      Then our caterpillar saw a pretty queen   She was beautiful in yellow, black and green   He said, "Would you care to dance?"   Their dancing led to romance      Then she sat upon his caterpillar knees   And he gave his caterpillar queen a squeeze   Soon they'll honeymoon build a big cocoon   Thanks to the Ugly Bug Ball      Come on let's crawl, gotta crawl, gotta crawl   To the Ugly Bug Ball, to the ball, to the ball   And a happy time we'll have there   One and all at the Ugly Bug Ball      Gotta crawl, gotta crawl   To the ball, to the ball   And a happy time we'll have there   One and all at the Annual Ugly Bug Ball