Hey, I'm walking with my woman    She got great big feet    Long, lean and angry    She ain't had nothing to eat    But she's my woman    And I love her just the same    She's a fine looking woman    And Caldonia is her name       Now here we go!       Caldonia, Caldonia    What makes your big head so hard    I love her    Yeah, I love her just the same       Give me that now.       I'm crazy about the woman    'Cause Caldonia is her name       Can we do it once more?       Caldonia, Caldonia    What makes your big head so hard, oh       Caldonia, Caldonia, Caldonia