Sit around and watch TV   God, I hate what I see   Lock me up and throw away the key   Spend my time chugging tea      But I can't, I can't   It's not fair, it's not fair   Think about it   While gettin' gray hair      Throw my change at a machine   Buy a chocolate bar so I can dream   Another day going down the drain   Wash away and wash away the pain      But I can't, I can't   It's not fair, it's not fair   Think about it   While gettin' gray hair      It's just another phase that I'll go through   This time I'm sure that I'll lose you   Place my bets on all the jacks and queens   Probability being that it seems      I'm blind, I'm blind