[Music + lyrics: M. Weikath]      Once they killed his monster when it went into a trap   now he's making better ones on a higher step      [Bridge:]         On a warm summer day the doctor went away   to a place where he could make it real   his assistant's hips were nice   so he cloned her once or twice   now his hips are aching what a deal      [Chorus:]         Dr. Stein grows funny creatures   lets them run into the night   they become   great rock musicians   great politicians   a great possession   a great oppression      Sometimes when he's feeling bored   he's calling it a day   he's got his computers and they do it their own way      [Bridge:]         They mix some DNA, some skina and a certain spray   you can watch it on a laser screen   and the fellow's blue and grey   or sometimes pink and green   just check it out on Halloween      [Chorus:]         Dr. Stein grows funny creatures. . .      [Solo: Mike/Kai/Mike/Kai]      [Bridge:]         One night he cloned himself   put his brother on a shelf   but when he fell asleep that night   it crept up from behind and thought "well never mind"   took a syringe and blew out his life