Everybody's wavin' good-bye to Joe   His wife called, last call he's gotta go   Kinda brings a tear to every single guy      I admire his dedication, he's a family man   Thirteen years had a ring on his hand   Kinda makes me wonder if I should give it a try      Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't   They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't   I won't regret it one single minute   'Cause love's great when you're not in it      No curtains on the windows, just a couple sheets   T.V, dinners, my life is complete   Ain't no one more committed, I love the single life      If I want to, I can put on my cleanest dirty shirt   Stay out all night for better or worse   Just look what I'd be missin' if I had a wife      Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't   They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't   I won't regret it one single minute   'Cause love's great when you're not in it      Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't   They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't   I won't regret it one single minute   'Cause love's great when you're not in it      I would if I could, but I can't so I won't   They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't   I won't regret it one single minute   'Cause love's great when you're not in it