A snake, a fake, he's lame, he's in this game    for the money and for the fame    a spin, a grin, he's on and then we yawn    steals the credit then he's gone    he's the man with a plan and first he'll seem helpfull    to make sure that you're on the hook    he's so full of bull and he sure will pull    some strings to make things go his way    everything will go his way       We're in the monkey biz    the monkey boogie is nothing new    and he'll be doin' the dance with you       Humble, mumble, stumble don't think so    that is not the way to go    connect, collect, correct, what did you expect?    did you think that he seriously cares for you?    do the monkey boogie, orangu-tango, baboon!