I gotta tell him   I gotta be a man and handle my business   I know he's gonna hate me   Ahhh I gotta call him   What up dogg?   What you been up to?   Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out   Me and you we been down for while, right?   We been here and there we been pretty tight   Something happened last night that you might get upset about   But hear me out   I didn't mean nothing by it, I'm a make this quick   I gave your mama this dick      I don't know how it happened   I just know my nuts and her itch were slapping   I was over there mowing the grass   And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass   And then, I went inside to make a phone call   And there she was with her titty hanging out her bra   One thing just led to another   Next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother      Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately   Please don't hate me, I never said I loved the ho   Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately   Please don't hate me, you never should've trust in a Juggalo      Don't hang up, I still got more   Your momma gives head like a heroin whore   I wasn't thinking about how you was my bud   When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud   We broke out with your with grandpa's gin   Got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin   She's freaky   Her nipples look like peanuts   Your mama's one of my favorite sluts   She likes licking from the back of my balls   To the tip of my dick with one big lick   She calls me her big teddy bear   Roooaaaaarrrrr   I chase her around on my underwear   I'll admit I like spanking her butt   I used your sock though to catch my nut   Don't worry   I put it back, I knew you better   That's probably why your toes been sticking together      Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately   Please don't hate me, I never said I loved the ho   Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately   Please don't hate me, you never should've trust in a Juggalo      Your mom's ass look like oat meal yo   It's bumpy and grainy, I like to feel though   And I ain't trying to diss her either   I'm only saying that I'd wish she'd trim her beaver some   Every hair is like a foot long   Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes   It's all right with me though   I don't mind as long as I can locate the V-Hole   And your dad's so dumb he's knowing nothing   Here I'm stuffing her muffin not to mention the pickle puffing   And I'm hoping you and me are still cool   I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow   And we plan on fucking again   All right I'll talk to you later   Peace Eminem      Di-zam   Somebody just got fucked up   Nigga      Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately   Please don't hate me, I never said I loved the ho   Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately   Please don't hate me, you never should've trust in a Juggalo