no he doesn't like to drink   and he doesn't care what people think   when he tells them he loves god      amd nobody seens to care   that he's lost a lot of hair   and that he still lives with his mom      someday i hope to meet him   talk to him face to face   i'd get him to autograph   my sunshine junior tapes      jonni walker woh-oh   he's just the coolest kid in town   everybody wants to be just like him   but nobody knows just how      jonni walker woh-oh   he's the envy of my eye   if i could i'd change my name   to start with a "j" and end with an "i"      well he's got himself a band   and he prefers to stand   up front at all the shows      he writes cool songs about his girl   and about friends and about his girl   and stuff that everybody already knows      someday i hope to meet him   but i know i'm not worthy   there's nobody cooler   except that jon from new jersey