I got a problem with your pasty skin,   And I don't know where to begin.   One million mother fucker in the u s of a   With the bad farmers tan, and the vericose veins      I got fifty dollars down on a visit a week   I got fifty dollars down on le sheik, I may freak (my best guess)   So put your money in your pockets   And your panties in a bunch   Do some ab crunches   Pack a bag lunch      Tanning booth, tanning booth!   You're my best best friend   In the whole wide world   Tanning booth!   6x      Hey Shelly   AJ Hal-9000's on the phone   x3      You better get that phone, better get that phone      Hey Shelly   AJ Hal-9000's on the phone   Ba-dap-dow-dow-dow-dowp...