On my way home, police car pulled me over   After they left, I puttered out of gas   Triple-A' came, but my card was expired      I had to walk home and of course   It rained half the time   I tried to get some shut eye   Then I was abducted      They put cold things in my butt   They sampled a bit of my D.N.A.   They left me on top of my sheets   I dreamt I went potty then woke up drenched in me      This day sucked the hardest ever   I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today   A little bit less than nothing would go my way   I got up to toss my soiled sheets      The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe   It was then that I sensed the irony   (Burning me)   Then I heard the voice say   "Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe"      I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over   I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas   Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee   In actuality, I let the zetas probe me      Yesterday was all my fault   I let negativity get the better of me   Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds   They temporarily set free this quandary