Out on the tarmac    There stands Scouse Jack    Megaphone and anorack    Shouting out ‘Listen Matt    Choose Christianity, don’t choose humanity’    He lost sanity a long time ago       Coming out of Topshop    Girl with a mop top    Cheeky little boob tube    YouTube lover    Round at the back door, crack whore,    Morals slack for a reason, I’ll tell you what’s more       Play her down and beat her    Treat her meaner    Never made her keener, man you should’ve seen her    Now on the forecast, she’s got a snow blast,    She better run fast, she’ll die a young lass       All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner,    All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner,    All these cats have their kittens on celery,    And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury       And my mum always said to me    You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing    Or they’ll hunt you down, karma’s always quicker than a clown,       Outside the school gates    That’s where your mum waits    Burger and chips, playing up cos you never ate    Healthy little bite size, pasta and salad sides,    Literary lettuce and a lesser known appetite       Jamie Oliver    Stick out your olive branch    Kids ain’t got a chance, stuck in a trance    Sat on computers, join up the routers,    Big distributors of fatness is fruitless       All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner,    All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner,    All these cats have their kittens on celery,    And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury       And my mum always said to me    You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing    Or they’ll hunt you down, karma’s always quicker than a clown,       Out on the tarmac    There stands scouse jack    Megaphone and anorack    Shouting out ‘Listen Matt    Why be a sinner when you can be a winner?’    The man’s got a point, yeah, he can be forgiven       All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner,    All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner,    All these cats have their kittens on celery,    And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury       (The meaning of life)       And my mum always said to me    You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing    Or they’ll hunt you down, karma’s always quicker than a clown,    Yeah my mum always said to me    You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing    Or they’ll hunt you down, karma’s always quicker than a clown,    Karma’s always quicker than a clown.