Have you ever ridden horses through a rainstorm   Or led a lion through a busy street bizarre?   There are many things I'd like to turn you on to   But somehow I feel you're safer where you are      If you're looking for examples to refer to   Take a look around yourself, I'm sure you'll find   There are many things to make your life much brighter   And I bet there's many more inside your mind      There's a man I know with no expressions   He's got none at all, there's a man I know   With no expressions, no, he's got none at all   You know, I've never seen this man laughing      Come to think of it, I've never seen him cry   But you might by loving start him singing by and by   He'll stop and sigh, you'll feel a breeze   His nose begins to freeze and then it winks goodbye      Have you ever ridden horses through a rainstorm   Or led a lion through a busy street bizarre?   There are many things I'd like to turn you on to   But somehow I feel you're safer where you are