I'm sick, demented, I came unrepresented   I rose from the grave, I had a close shave   The cops tried to lock me down   'Cause the Glock they found   Was stolen that's how I'm rollin'      Calvin Klein's no friend of mine   So I don't like Marky or the monarchy   Don't start me up like a Rollin' Stone   I leave you sulkin' like Macaulay Culkin   In 'Home Alone'      So 'Get A Grip' like Stephen Tyler   I used to trip with the Divine Styler   Back in the days there were Irish ways   And Irish laws to stand up for the cause      When it's time to rock a funky joint   I'm on point   When it's time to rock a funky jam   I'm the man      When it's time to rock a funky joint   I'm on point   When it's time to rock a funky jam   I'm the man      When it's time to rock a funky joint   I'm on point   When it's time to rock a funky jam   I'm the man      When it's time to rock a funky joint   I'm on point   When it's time to rock a funky jam   I'm the man      Well it's the D to the A, double N Y BO   Y 'cause I rock shit like Ronnie Dio   It's a black day of rest quick run get your vest   I'm down with the Hill 'cause I still got the skill      To turn the party out it's all about the skyscraper   Your girl caught the vapors so I might videotape her   I make a lot of the paper so I don't have to scrape the   Bottom of the barrel I rock fly apparel   Now I could pull you car starting up the Harley Davidson   I got the gun so the drama you could save it      Well it's the mad bum rushin' funky with percussion   From L.A. to Flushing I get your girlie blushin'   I'll cutcha' like the butcher but it and Joe the writer   The old rock a loop 'cause I'm super like Schneider      When it's time to rock a funky joint   I'm on point   When it's time to rock a funky jam   I'm the man      When it's time to rock a funky joint   I'm on point   When it's time to rock a funky jam   I'm the man      When it's time to rock a funky joint   I'm on point   When it's time to rock a funky jam   I'm the man      When it's time to rock a funky joint   I'm on point   When it's time to rock a funky jam   I'm the man      I'm ill, retarded so don't ya get me started   I might lose my cool ya lose if we duel   'Cause I can stomp a hole in the sole of a monk   With the rhymes in my head and the beats in my trunk   I got the skill kid and I'm gonna' milk it      For all it's worth I'm gettin' mines on earth   So step to the next head or like Sadat X said   He's gone and that's it's supposed to be   Don't stand so close to me      When it's time to rock a funky joint   I'm on point   When it's time to rock a funky jam   I'm the man      When it's time to rock a funky joint   I'm on point   When it's time to rock a funky jam   I'm the man      When it's time to rock a funky joint   I'm on point   When it's time to rock a funky jam   I'm the man      When it's time to rock a funky joint   I'm on point   When it's time to rock a funky jam   I'm the man