I'm a Very Important Person    I park in the V.I.P   And when I go to the bathroom,   i go in the V.I.P toilet   And when I wanna change a lightbulb,   I don't do it myself... Oooohhh no...   I have a technician   Cause I'm a V.I.P   I'm a V.I.P   I'm a V.I.P   I'm a V.I.P    Now, as I began to become a V.I.P,   i forgot what i've become a V.I.P for   I began to grow accustomed to people saying   "Right this way sir...drinks are on the house..."   Flight attendants on airplanes saying :      "Please...Really, I don't wanna bother you sir, but it's such a pleasure to have you on board.   May I have your autograph for my daughter ?"   "Yeah baby right after I go to the toilet   I i'll give you a couple of'em   Cause i'm a V.I.P!"      Now,one thing about V.I.P is,is they never seem to be alone   Ooohh no !   The "true" V.I.P must travel with an entourage !   People who say "Right on boss"   Cause it's a V.I.P!   Right on boss   I'm a V.I.P!   As i began to realise that i had gained V.I.P status,   worries began to creep in   What if one day,i woke up,and i was no longer a V.I.P ?   No more good tables at the restaurants...   No more strange women smiling and approaching me on the streets...   No more top notch booty   No more entourage to say "Right boss"   I began to have nightmares   And in my nightmares, I was just a fucking nobody.   Laying at the beach, imagining myself being a VIP !   Just like i was before...   Hearing the applause in my head    Beautiful warm embraces of superior members of the female gender...      V.I.P   V.I.P      Of course, when one becomes a V.I.P,   One meets other V.I.Ps   At social occasions...   And one inevitably thinks :   "thck ! How shallow and crass these people are !   They're not down to earth and real like me...   Oooohhh no ! I'm a very special V.I.P"      Another interesting phenomenon, associated with V.I.P celebrityhood, is the "V.I.P reflection effect", during which anyone associated with the V.I.P, becomes a sort of V.I.P in their own right ! Such as "son OF the V.I.P",   "guitar player FOR the V.I.P",   "girlfriend WITH the V.I.P",   "accountants of the V.I.P"   The maid, the dog, the music publisher ...huh !   All enjoy a sort of 'reflected glory', as in..      "Hi this is Nastea   I work for Iggy   And i'd like 6 tables tonight in the V.I.P section   And he needs passes for everyone   And free drinks of course   In the V.I.P area"   Right on boss   Cause i'm a V.I.P.   It's also true that when one is a V.I.P, everybody's happy to see you... All the time !   And there's an implicit rule that a V.I.P must never- never   Be on a barn.   Cause everybody expects YOU to make their day   And they're all be on to you if you're in a bad mood.   They will "thck!tchk!tchk ! mur mur mur mur mur!",   And you will find yourself with the wrong kind of attention:   A "difficult" V.I.P.   Psychologists tell us that a sense of self-esteem   Is so necessary in today's world.   As a V.I.P, I can guarantee you, you'll never be alone.   You'll never be alone.   Cause you're a V.I.P!