Oh, let's get up and let's get excited   It's a public party and you're all invited   Let's cut the custard, see the mustard   Please hold steady till we're maladjusted   Sing boop-ba-de-boop, sing twiddle-de-de   Invite the Germans home for tea   Let them mock and let them sneer   The wise young crackpot knows no fear      The emancipation that's sweeping the nation   When it seemed that the world was sunk   You can bet your boots on your own pursuits   History is bunk   From Rosemary Clooney to Jerry Lee Lewis   From Debussy to Thelonius Monk   It's the modern art of the human heart   The shape of things to funk, funk, funk      Let's see you do it, you always knew it   It's totally impossible to misconstrue it   In sight of the fact and in spite of the fashion   Living is a lap-top animated fashion   Pay no attention to the bones of contention   Do the new-age boogie for the old-age pension   Let them stop and let them snore   We'll be glad that we were born      Motivation is the new sensation   The fantasy that keeps you fit   On the human assumption, you don't have the gumption   Get up and do your bit   Being daft is a therapy craft   Which sharpens up your wits   Totally enthusic about the music   And it shows in the face you sit, sit, sit      (dosey-doh)      Oh, let's get up and let's get excited   It's a public party and you're all invited   Let's cut the custard, see the mustard   Please hold steady till we're maladjusted   Sing boop-ba-de-boop, sing twiddle-de-de   Invite the Germans home for tea   Let them mock and let them sneer   Wise young crackpots know no fear      Emancipation that's sweeping the nation   Worldwide tonic funk   You can bet your boots on your own pursuits   History is bunk   From Rosemary Clooney to Jerry Lee Lewis   From Debussy to Thelonius Monk   It's the modern art in the human heart   The shape of things to funk, funk, funk, funk, funk      (Thank you)