I got this notion from another man   He put this dead fish in my hand   Paperweight, baby, it's my name   I hold you down 'coz you're all the same to me   That's right      Say whatever you want, baby, I'm your man   And I can help you, yes, I can   Paperweight, baby, it's my name   I can't relate 'coz you're all the same to me   That's right      'Coz it makes no difference what they say   We're going on a holiday   It makes no difference what they say   We're going on a holiday   That's right      Been up all night and I sleep all day   Why, oh, why do I live this way?   Come on, pretty girl, sit next to me   'Coz I'm a ten foot diamond on a Christmas Tree   Can't you see? Come on      Makes no difference what they say   We're going on a holiday   Makes no difference what they say   We're going on a holiday      Hold my calls, just get me on the front page   We're going on a holiday   Makes no difference what they say   They ain't never gonna see me again      Come on   Back to school, boys      'Coz it makes no difference what they say   We're going on a holiday   Makes no difference what they say   'Coz we're going on a holiday      Hold my calls just to get me on the front page   'Coz we're going on a holiday   Makes no difference what they say   They ain't never gonna see me again      Come on