One evening of pourin' booze    An eventide of hooch    He'd always say, "That pick-me-up    bone knocked me down."    Soakin' in the dark    Dragged him to a desperate day    That dirty girl led him drunk away    And then his oats from the night before    Came up with the sun       Bad days had been    but not like this    Lost in a daze (Vaneo mayonnaise)    Momming bed no good    And then his oats from the night before    Came up with the sun       This time he had a better idea    this time he had a clue    he had a precedent this time    this time he knew what to do       That dirty girl led him drunk away    and left him in the sewer    it was right there at that then time    he knew he should never have screwed her