Morris' nightmare   By: jimmy buffett   1978   -- spoken:   "this is another new song we'd like to do for you now. it's a, tells the   Story of a lovely cruise ship couple. you know in november, the snowbirds   Start heading south down there, and you've seen them with the matching belt   And shoes, condo commandos, you know. so uh, hey that's good shit. I smell   It, alright, ooh. we better start this song before I get hungry. this is   Called 'morris' nightmare'."      Down in the islands where the happy folks stay   Everybody do what bwana jim say   He say it's ok, it's ok      You can do what you wanna   Do what you like   Twist a big ol' number   Ride a motorbike   It's alright, it's alright      Dance to the drum   Drink a lot of rum   Love till you come to a stop      Swing like a monkey in a coconut tree   Sing like the dolphins in the deep blue sea   Sing it's alright, it's alright      -- spoken:   "how does fred neil do it? come on jay spell"      You know people in the city got nowhere to go   They used to go to bars now they go to discos   No, no, no disco (uh-uh, no)      They never see the sun   They hardly see the moon   They barely see the ground 'til the snow melts in june   Uptight, it's out of sight      So they save a little money   Take a little trip   They only see the islands from a tacky cruise ship      Buy a little liquor   Buy some sea shells   Husband tries to sleep   Wife just yells   Morris, you can sleep when you get home      Down in the islands where the happy folks stay   Everybody do what biwana man say   He say it's ok, it's ok      It's alright, it's alright   Do what you wanna, do what you like      -- spoken:   "morris! oh for christ's sake morris, you can sleep when you get home. this   Is supposed to be a vacation you know. we come all the way down to miami. we   Could go someplace nice like seaworld. I would like to go see, tony orlando   Is playing in miami beach. we could do some nice things like that. but no,   What do we do, we have to go down to this goddamn swamp. this is a swamp   Morris. you call this an island? this is a resort? it's full of mosquitoes   And bugs and just is terrible morris. are you listening to me? "      "bitch, bitch, bitch!"