Boat drinks    Boys in the band ordered boat drinks    Visitors scored on the home rink    Everything seems to be wrong       Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air fare    I gotta to fly to Saint Somewhere    I'm close to bodily harm       Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on    Nobody cares they are way too far gone    Screamin' "boat drinks", something to keep 'em all warm       This mornin', I shot six holes in my freezer    I think I got cabin fever    Somebody sound the alarm       I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow    Could you beam me somewhere Mr. Scott?    Any ol' place here on Earth or in space    You pick the century and I'll pick the spot       Oh I know, (I know)    I should be leaving this climate    I got a verse but can't rhyme it    I gotta go where it's warm       Boat drinks    Waitress I need two more boat drinks    Then I'm headin' south 'fore my dream shrinks       I gotta go where it's warm (I gotta go where it's warm)    I gotta go where it's warm (I gotta go where it's warm)    I gotta go where it's WARM!       I gotta go where there ain't any snow    Where there ain't any blow    'Cause my fin sinks so low    I gotta go where it's warm