(joe perry)   Conflict of interest   You're split right in two   Your convictions lie between   Your shadow and you   When I need help and I'm heading your way   Both of your halves turn the same shade of grey   Conflict of interest...      Here I am alone on the street   With hundreds of people whose eyes never meet   The looks that I get are to say   The least strange   This social disorder-some things never change.      Chorus:   Take a number   Get in line   Hurry up and take your time   Don't make waves you'll be just fine   Make sure your interests don't   Conflict with mine      To my jaded eyes   Every day is the same   When you scream outrages all I say is tame   You stumble blindly I don't really care.   It's my street, too, so stay   Outta my hair   Conflict of interest.