The doors flew back and in they came   A tough bunch of cowboys, thirsty   They said to the waitress, "Honey what's your name?   Mama, won'cha bring us whiskey?"      The waitress [Incomprehensible]   Her eyes rolled in her head   And no one took a single breath   When she turned to them and said      She said, "I'm nacho mama, nacho mama   Nacho mama, nacho girl   I didn't bring you into this world   I'm nacho mama, no'cho mama"      The wild bunch rode on down the line   To some cafe on the Pedernales   They said to the waitress, "Honey, what's your name   Mama, won'cha bring us tamales?"      The waitress raised her fly swatter high   Her new tattoo did show   It was Napoleon with a big black eye   And she was lettin' everybody know      I'm nacho mama, nacho mama   I'm nacho mama, nacho girl   I didn't bring you into this world   I'm nacho mama, nacho mama      The wild bunch rode on down the line   Sidesaddle to their saddlebags   They crossed their legs and laughed all night   You see, the wild bunch was in drag      They sang, "I'm nacho mama   Nacho mama   I'm nacho mama, I'm nacho girl   I didn't bring you into this world      I'm nacho mama, nacho mama   I'm nacho mama, I'm nacho girl   I didn't bring you into this world   I'm nacho mama, nacho mama   Nacho mama, nacho mama