Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun      She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time   Like a broken field runner, slippin' through the line   He likes the way she looks so he calls the liltle wife   Says, don't wait up for me, I'll be workin' late tonight      Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears   Calls her sister up and cries get over here      Sister tells her boyfriend be back in a while   Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile   He leaves the motor runnin', he'll only be a minute   His car drives away with teenagers in it      The driver tells his buddies got one life to live   They scream into the night, let's get it over with      Cause and effect, chain of events   All of the chaos makes perfect sense   When you're spinnin' 'round, things come undone   Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun      The kid guns the gas, car starts to swerve   Heads for the semi truck jumps the curb   Truck hits the big boy in Schoney's parkin' lot   Who flies through the air takes out the bank clock      Clock strikes a light pole transformer sparks   Lines go down, the town goes dark      Waitress calls the cops says, she saw it all   Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall   Cops ring up the Mayor, say there's panic in the streets   We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief      Mayor says, use your head if he ain't in his car   He's hidin' from his wife down at Smokey's bar      Cause and effect, chain of events   All of the chaos makes perfect sense   When you're spinnin' 'round, things come undone   Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun      Cause and effect, chain of events   All of the chaos makes perfect sense   When you're spinnin' 'round, things come undone   Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun   Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun   Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun      Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun