Kids today, they're all the same   All call themselves some crazy names   All those drugs, they can't be sane   All that noise, affects their brains      And it's such a crime   How they waste their time   They can't get nowhere   They've all gone Beat Crazy, Beat Crazy      They say the world is in a mess   But they can talk, the way they dress   Can't get no jobs, can't get no careers   With safety pins stuck through their ears      And it's such a crime   How they waste their time   They can't get nowhere   They've all gone Beat Crazy, Beat Crazy      And if the Russians ever come   They'll all be beating Bongo drums   So who'll defend in World War III   Where could we turn, where would they be      And it's such a crime   How they waste their time   They can't get nowhere   They've all gone Beat Crazy, Beat Crazy