Consternation on the dance floor, I can't take it any more   My ugly girlfriend has these big eyes   She's running out the door   Get her back, the regulars cry, all the bar-flies are going dry      We need some business   Says the man reaching out with the greasy hand   We need some business   Says the man with the broken heart      Broken hearts are good for business these days   Broken hearts are good for business, always      Mass confusion on the turnpike   Which way did the lady go?   Rumor has it   She was flying through the toll-booth down the road      Get her back, the troopers cry   All the judges need a boost   Bad reviews in the daily news   And the chickens come home to roost      Broken hearts are good for business these days   Broken hearts are good for business, always