I took a tram into the fourth dimension   'Cos I had the blues, the blues of throwing it all away   Just gimme a Tequila, I'll slam it the 4 D way   And when I got there you know it had certain similarities      Like no smoking anywhere   And hiding in the khazi to avoid paying the fare   4 D Tequila anyone   And don't think we didn't dance to records by the Fifth Dimension   In the disco sphere like Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan      And it was pretty goddamn hazardous   Out on the Illminster bypass, out on the Illminster bypass   Out on the Illminster bypass, out on the Illminster bypass      Aqua planing to the theme park   We took a ride called the Banchoff Klein, mega bottle ride   Well, how we spewed inside, back and forth   In time, mathematics and pride, inside      We've gone Balkan, we've gone Balkan anyway   It absolutely had to happen to someone today      Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere, throw it all away   Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway, you can get rid of the blues this way   Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today   It absolutely had to happen to at least someone today      Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere, throw it all away   Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway, you can get rid of the blues this way   Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today, throw it all away   And it's time to be doing something good