Today he traded his big '98 Oldsmobile   He got a heck of a deal on a new Porsche car   He ain't wearing his usual gray business suit   He's got jeans and high boots with an embroidered star      And today he's forty years old, going on twenty   Don't look for the gray in his hair 'cause he ain't got any   He's got a young thing beside him that just melts in his hand   He's middle aged crazy, trying to prove he still can      He's gotta a woman he's loved for a long, long time at home   Ah, but the thrill is all gone when they cut down the lights   They've got a business that they spent a while coming by   Been a long uphill climb but now the profits are high      But today he's forty years old, going on twenty   And he hears of sordid affairs and he ain't had any   And the young thing beside him, you know she understands   That he's middle aged crazy, trying to prove he still can