I hate Johnny D   he's such a fucking geek   playing all that lame shit   trying for a new wave hit      your lame, phoenix is tame   you suck, my life's a rut   go die, you're why   we know, you fucked beardo   I hate Clyde Geek   stupid bar where kickers meet   now he's gone country too   dog dick face we hate you   [Chorus]   I hated K-15   new wave fonzies think I'm mean   playing all that lame shit   catering to preppie dicks   I hate fucked merlins   cover bands that get girls in   jetzon boys you fucking dicks   go to HB and see who kicks   Johnny D, Clyde's, Merlin's go die