Get on your dancing shoes   There's one thing on your mind   Oh, been there looking for you   Sure you'll be rummagin' through    Oh and the shit, shock, horror   You've seen your future bride   Oh, but it's oh so absurd   For you to say the first word   So you're waitin'n'waitin'n...       The only reason that you came   So what ya scared for?   Oh don't you always do the same   It's what ya there for, don't ya know..       The lights are flashing   Down in here tonight   And so'm I exchange a glance   But keep pretending to dance       Don't act like it's not happening   As if its impolite   To go and mention your name   Instead you'll just do the same   As they all do, and hope for the best...       The only reason that you came   So what ya scared for?   Well don't ya always do the same   It's what ya there for, oooo yaaa!!       Get on your dancing shoes   You sexy little swine   Oh, been there looking for you   Sure you'll be rumagin' through       Oh and the shit, shock, horror   You've seen your future bride   Oh, but it's oh so absurd   For you to say the first word   So you're waitin'n'waaaaaaaaaohhh...!