(Bon Scott/Malcolm Young/Angus Young)      If you're havin' trouble with the high school head    He's givin' you the blues    You wanna graduate but not in his bed    Here's what you gotta do    Pick up the phone    I'm always home    Call me anytime    Just ring three sixty two four three six o    I lead a life of crime      Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap   Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap   Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap   Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap   Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap      If you got a lady and you want her gone    But you ain't got the guts    She keeps on naggin' at you night and day    Enough to drive you nuts    Pick up the phone    And leave her alone    It's time you made a stand    For a fee I'm happy to play    Your night time plan      Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap   Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap   Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap   Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap   Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap