Well, I met this old woman   She was hard as nails   I think that she just come out   Of the County jail      But I loaned her some money   Just to pay her rent   If I would , she would put me   In her last will and testament      Well, I got lots of children   An ex-wife or two   I never hear from them   Till the bills are due      The money I gave her   They already spent   If I could just help 'em out   They would put me in their last will and testament      You know I'm goin' over sixty   I'm older than most   It won't be long now   I'll be nothin' but a ghost      My intentions   It's my intent   To live on a little deeper   Havin' my last will and testament      And when it's all over   They put you in the ground   Send my belongings   To the 'Lost And Found'      My intentions   It's my intent   To live on a little deeper   Havin' my last will and testament